The teacher says : "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers: "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to
whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher...*
*A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks: "What do you mean?"
The man says: "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says: "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"*
*Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
Johnny: Nothing, sir.
Headmaster: Exactly*
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