Have a great friday!
*When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.*
*David Bissonette*
*After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.*
*Sacha Guitry*
*By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.* *Socrates*
*Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.*
*Anonymous*
*The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?*
*Anonymous*
*I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.*
*Sigmund Freud*
*'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'*
*Anonymous*
*'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'*
*Sam Kinison*
*'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'*
*James Holt McGavra*
*Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.*
*Patrick Murra*
*The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once....*
*Nash*
*You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.*
*Anonymous*
*My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.*
*Henny Youngman*
*A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.*
*Rodney Dangerfield*
*A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
*Anonymous*
*First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'*
*Anonymous*
SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......
AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!!
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